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Often offensive.
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It's what I do.

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

(via liamdryden)

rocks0cks:

cokeflow:

oomshi:

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EMU

it’s kind of like a scene or gothic person

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(via dogfalcon)

Currently watching Kill Your Darlings, Daniel Radcliffe is very good at faking gay sex, but he could have at least looked like it hurt, I mean he was a champion at taking dick, well acting like he was taking dick, but bravo!

hush-yaelle:

squided:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"probably"

That’s what you get for reading the daily mail in the first place

(via delphicodyssey)

tyleroakley:

caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

this was literally everything

(Source: coelasquid, via delphicodyssey)

natskep:

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Almost at the end of season 5 of Curb Your Enthusiasm and I really do need to get watching this show more, this has to be the slowest I’ve ever watched something, but I believe there is a really good reason for this, I’ve discussed it with my friend and we share the opinion that while the show is simply genius, written and improvised perfectly, it is also infuriatingly horrible to watch because of Larry David finding himself in the worst situations, ever, but now I don’t have uni, I have no work to do so I will watch this show and revel in the crunchy Jewish goodness.

I feel like I started off really well there but it just went away, fuck it.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via buttseccs)