Please Refrain From Leaving

Often offensive.
Always attractive.
It's what I do.

25 Signs You're An Anglophile

defheaven:

mukuroikusaba:

sagelaurent:

eatpraiselove:

ALL TRUE 1-25

25 signs you’re a Twat

25 signs no British person wants to be within 10 fucking feet of you

"technically isn’t my country"

(via dogfalcon)

(Source: dqdbpb, via frederickspimpcane)

(Source: teflonly, via dogfalcon)

"Why won’t Mary-Jane love me? I’m Spider-Man"

hiddlestonkitty:

zev-the-brony:

heyitsdjfill3:

bloomacncheez:

snk-potato-girl:

canigetaramen:

Reminder that this happened

I CANT STOP LAUGJING

UM YES HELLO IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS AND I STILL DON’T REGRET MY INTERNET NAME THANK YOU

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

HOLY SHIT

im goanna fauvkcing dIEEE

(via frederickspimpcane)

hobbitofunseenhogwarts:

Behind An Unexpected Journey: The kickass hobbit lady who stole the show behind the scenes.

(via liamdryden)

Then there’s the towels.

(Source: teflonly, via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)